You know, the word “gay” used to mean something different. You know, the word “tops” used to mean something different. You know, the word “bottoms” used to - oh, never mind. Let’s change the subject:

Back to flapjacks. This may seem curious to modern eyes, but in the Olden Days the word “glorify” was middle-America breezy slang for “improve.” It connoted “jazziness” without any actual jazz involved. These suggestions span the gamut from obvious to Karoriffic to unnerving: note the guest appearance of Spam, making a brief walk-on in this pamphlet. Again with the pour-on. Boys: enough with the trade jargon, okay?