Didn’t they get married in May? Hmm? Was September the Official Month for baby showers in 1957? If so, that must mean than everyone was obligated to have sex in January. Get it over with. After midnight on the New Year's Eve party. Technically, that's January. That ought to keep the brute happy for a year. By now, one can safely assume that Mom is getting DAMN sick and tired of these house-cakes. The turn of the calendar has begun to bring a tightening sensation in the chest. Not again. Not another house cake.