To show our appreciation for all the things you do around the house, Mom, here’s - a house! What’s that - you thought we might leave the house today, go out somewhere and eat in a restaurant?

Haha! What a kidder you are, Ma.
Ladies and Gentleman, I give you Mr. and Mrs. Gomez Kewpie!

Hey, this is the church cake from last Easter. It must have survived the giant bird attack.

You know, these cakes are starting to look . . .familiar.