QUICK TRICKS with foil, molasses, and worcestershire sauce: put the last two into foil! Form it into a ballI Bake for an hour! Chew! Wince! Toss!

Hey, wait a minute. "Stop by for Cocktails"? Obviously this isn't aimed at teens. It's meant for Young Adults who have lots of molasses on hand.

Good thing they suggest "Assorted Crackers," because no one would think about that.

Oh hey, BROILED GRAPEFRUIT? This party is happening.