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When “Smooth-melting” is the first attribute of a cheese, you know you’re not getting the sharpest, most piquant example of the genre.

As you see that wasn’t really the point. It existed to get more Milk Factors into your children, who would balk if you fed them six extra glasses a day. They hated that funnel.

It has phosphorus, too! In a power outage you can burn a few slices for light and warmth.