He has a point. Even though this battlefield seems to consist of one soldier enlisted from the ranks of old EC horror comic hosts, and even though she got into the service despite her noticeable cross-eyes, and even though he has a hand so huge he has to pull the trigger with his pinky, he has a point.

G. I. Sweethearts was published from 1953 to 1955 by “Quality” comics, and it can be safely assumed it was meant for domestic female consumption. According to Wikipedia, it had been “Diary Loves” for 31 issues, and turned into “Girls in Love” after issue #46. This was the first G. I. Sweethearts, and apparently the readers knew this would be a military-themed comic, not an ongoing story about cannibals in uniform who digested their former paramours in their gastrointestinal tract.

These are not my scans, nor are they comics I discovered. Got ‘em off the Usenet, and hats off to the anonymous scanner who posted them.