He’s Sauron, baby, and he’s back in town! Yes, the all-seeing eye that embodies evil and domination is groovier than ever, thanks to today’s modern paints, modern brushes, modern designers and modern drugs! Don’t forget to paint the tub to match the pupil, because GOD KNOWS no one will ever want a plain white bathtub again. Oh, sure, some plastic people might want it white, but let those phonies ask a Rockefeller for a new one, okay? This is the Age of Aquarius. If it’s moving, offer it a bong hit. If it’s not, paint it.