This one has it all. Incomprehensible Merdework:, which doesn't look any better after we've run it through our patented MerdeTech 2000.
Monogrammed pillows - apparently the Standard Operating Procedure family lives here.
Extra credit for the light fixture, which looks like a prop from the original Star Trek series. This is not a compliment. When they wanted props, Trek designers looked for household items so ugly they looked futuristic.