Nothing says Saturday Morning like this Sid & Marty Kroft-inspired Huffawhumapsofalus! It comes pre-drenched in milk, so it already stinks like spilled cereal - and we’ve already stuffed a bushel of Twix, Count Chocula, Quisp and Boo Berry down the cushions. Comes with special Slidz-A-Part cushions that fall on the floor when you lean against them, and a thin little rolled back-part that’s too soft to use as a headrest, and too small to use as a backrest. So lean against the window! Fall through the glass! Cut yourself! Scream for mom!

Nothing says Saturday Morning like a trip to the emergency room! You’ll get a sucker!


For fun, stick starched Bozo hair in a used paint roller!



Don’t forget the annoyingly meaningless art no one ever looks at, because it fails to reward the eye everytime!

It's the children of Ms. Pac-Man and Mr. Biohazard!

That's it for this chapter - it was remarkably tasteful.