Mommmmmm! Fido threw up Smurfs all over the rug again!

This is actually intended to hang on your wall. Yes, when you found a rug this ugly, you were supposed to nail it to a frame and put it up where no foot could soil it. It looks like it’s supposed to be something else - a map of a defragged disk drive, or a thermal readout of one of the Dakotas, tipped on its end, or a sedimentary chart. But I prefer to think of it as a mass of blood and Smurf flesh.