Children have imagination - and really, is that a good thing? All the time they could spend on productive activities is often wasted thinking up games and stories, and populating them with imaginary friends. This might lead to a career in the arts - and heavens, there’s nothing more impractical than that.

Teach your kid the dangers of imagination with this delightful decor. Before long, they’ll just learn to pretend that they don’t see any of this. The screaming at night will stop soon too - many families report “all quiet on the sleepytime front” after a mere three months.