Suddenly, the brochure has been taken over by North Korean news agency writers.
I'm not sure if she's self-conscious, or listening to her imaginary friend tell a story.
So. You've shuffleboarded, played some tennis, swam a bit, shot some pool, and sweated out yesterday's overdose of Lancers wine. You're ready for another night of swingin' fun, Gobbler style. Get dressed; get ready.
We're heading to the Roost.