Once you raise the existence of a regular bath, people are going to wonder what the irregular bath is. Then again, this room looks like it lacks a bath entirely – unless the bed is really a velour cover throw over a Jacuzzi. Or Jabba the Hutt’s porta-potty with a slip cover.

The corner sofa-table-chairs set seems small and distant, as if the room's designer expected the bride to go pout at some point.

I know it's odd to speak of the room's designer, but you have to remind yourself that someone intended all this to happen. These aren't things that were pushed into place by a glacier over the course of a million years.