The Shroud of Hartwig.

A relic from my only trip to the Gobbler.  This image does not fit the Gob we've seen. It's too, too, whatever-it-is-that-makes-it-unGobblery. It is insufficiently swank. Nevertheless, here it is, complete with stain.

Now that you've met the Gobbler's mascot . . .

Prepare yourself.