You can't ask for a sweeter soul than Climalene. She's selling soap flakes, and thus has a horrid disability: her body is, in fact, a box. While this may save her from the infirmities to which the flesh is prone, it also means that her life will be spent bereft of sensual enjoyment. Perhaps because of this nun-like abdication of the body, she has chosen a path of altruism - specifically, she saves soap. The ads show Climalene in a variety of vignettes, coming to the rescue of Old Man Soap. She would be happy to clean up your page, too.