On the face of it, the relationship seemed doomed; he was Soy, she was Corn. But they had one thing going for them, and that was love. Actually, they had something else: huge amounts of money. Corn and Soya lived a charmed, indolent life of breezy sophisticated pleasures. They spoke to one another in the silvered, modulated tones of William Powell and Myrna Loy, the snappy palaver of morning-radio hosts in "The Breakfast Club" era. Even though their career foundered when their cereal failed, they are still together, still keeping up appearances. Oh, there were the lean years - Soy had an affair with an Archer-Daniels Midland executive, Corn spent a lost decade as a gasaholic before drying out. But they have their lives together again, and would be happy to promote your page.