No wonder he stoops: just look at the immense head he carries around. A head without eyes, nose or mouth. Deprived of sight and sound, he nevertheless speaks, issuing a steady stream of dull, boilerplate advice on behalf of bureaucratic entities. As dry as his company can be, he provides a nice official touch to any web page, and his word-balloon is capacious enough to accommodate any message you'd like to insert. (We'll add any words you want him to say, if you like.)