When the owners start nailing wood sheets over the windows, don't say they didn't warn you. Just don't expect Tornado Patio to take you in; they're plumb full.

Do you, Ferlin Husky, take this life-sized ceramic woman to be your wife? If so, then by the power vested in me, the fellow who was the bank examiner in “It’s a Wonderful Life,” I pronounce you man and wife. Now git back to the cabin and start yer spelunkin!