This classic motif, taken from early Christian doctrine, is used here to sell a hot, bitter stimulating liquid. The Annunciation usually shows the Archangel Gabriel appearing before a startled Virgin, presenting her with the news of the impending miracle birth. Here Gabriel appears as a suited-up husband, and the Virgin is his wife. Since she is his wife, however, we can assume she is not a virgin, yet she still has the rainments of modesty: a bedgown that comes to her neck and is tightly cinched against prying hands. To soften her austere virginal appearance, however, she has apparently risen early to paint her face like a harlot, or Lucille Ball.
The wings and halo seem to bolster the theory of several theologan-ecologists, who believe that chemicals in the ecosystem have led to withered, stunted wings among the Angel community. Perhaps if he received any reward for bringing the coffee, it would once again end in fumbling and embarassment, just like the last time. It's not his fault. Happens to lots of guys. And the size of the wings has nothing to do with a fella's angelic prowess. She said so. In any case, he has to get to work soon, so just forget it. Never mind. Lay in bed all day and do nothing but eat chocolates and phone your friends while he’s out there busting his chops. Lazy BITCH. |
