TELL GOD I SHAVED
 

One of the more familiar poses of Commercial Theology: the upraised morning arm, indicating a lack of underarm hair growth. The pure of heart who were loyal to their families and brands would be rewarded with smooth underarm surfaces, untroubled by morning stubble. If this was the case, the husband would use a communication device to impart the news to others, who could share in the joy of salvation.