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These books always had a news digest crammed with speculative nonsense, briskly dealt. Grapevine USA! Facts and Flashes for the man on the go! Information to keep you in the know! Crap we made up the day before the issue went to press! |
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The front didn’t look anything like a Continental. But you can't read that in any newspaper!
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I don’t know what’s more delicious: the fact that this is filed under “Booze News,” or the use of the term “Liquor Boys” to describe the distilling industry. They probably used "Sauce Alert" and "Hooch Lads" in the previous issue.
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Oh, sure, it’s safe. And the front of the Edsel looks like the Continental.
It’s an amphetamine. Had the unfortunate side effect of blowing people’s heads off.
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Brains pooled, veep confides: light-speed minus 16,000 miles any day now.
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