Laff’s summer special ends as it began: SEX IGNORANCE. This tome manages to combine tortured fear with that crowd-pleaser, and crowd-thinner, eugenics.

If shackles of improper sex-knowledge torture bind you, this is the book for you – and you can well imagine O. M. Butterbutt kicking himself for buying the inside cover ad, because this one really moved the merchandise.

If you act now – so to speak – you’ll get Dr. Clinton’s book on the Ogino-Knaus method of natural rhythmic birth control. Ironies abound: wikipedia says Dr. Ogino opposed the use of his theories for birth control.