I think they got a deal on red ink, eh?
Once you've received your colored brochure, head down to Uncle Tom's. He’s got that famous - sorry, World famous Big Beef All Beef Sausage with Beef. And since your plans tonight consist entirely of sitting around the room drinking from the bottle while watching the Dean Martin show, hoping this will be the week you catch a peek at a Golddigger’s panties, why not get some Cheese n’ Snacks? As the ad says: PERFECT FOR ROOM COCKTAILS.
How did this concept pass from American society? Room Cocktails!
Maybe you should stop by the Pizza Barn too. Order me one with extra straw.