Jack Tar Hotels. "Our convention acilities are matchless." Ho ho. As for the other motto - "prepare to be pampered" - how does one so this, exactly? No, no, don't pamper me! I'm not ready! Hold on . . . okay, now. The chain is still around - it's part of Allegro Resorts, and has a few dozen locations in the Caribbean and Southern Hemisphere.

The wheel says "Ed C. Leach, President." He looks proud of himself. He should be.