There’s a structure on the site that could be a bar, could be a house. Maybe Eddie and Mabel lived upstairs; wouldn’t be the first.

Maribel is a tiny Wisconsin town with barely any business district, but you know it’s still too crowded for some folks.

Gettelman was founded in 1856 and sold to Miller in 1961. They had several brands: $1,000 Natural Process, which is a damned odd name; Five O'Clock Club, which is a good name; Rathskeller, Stein, and .  . . Milwaukee's Best.

The most boring name was the one that survived.