Betty Grable may have deserved royalties for this one, but she probably didn't see a penny.

You might wonder: what was the point of the captions? It's a long-standing rule of cheesecake both illustrated and photographic, it seems: the presence of letters elevates the work from ooh-la-la naughty pictures to Art. Why, dat can't appeal to da purient interest - it's got woids.

What every girl should know is apparently so large it requires a book almost twice the size of her head.

(This one has the same squiggle as we saw on the previous page, which leads me to believe it's a signature.)