Gym attire is different in Cheesecake City. Laugh if you will, but it’s hard to lift barbells in heels; works an entirely unexpected set of muscles.

If you could sum up a name that said “A recent era whose nomenclature has mostly evaporated, leaving only the faint trace of amusement, as if someone smoking a sweet aromatic pipe tobacco left the room five minutes ago,” that name would be Delbert H. Arbuckle.

Minneiska is a tiny little town, right on the river. Life is slower there. No need to change the name of a bar; just riles people up, I suppose. Ol' Delbert wasn't kidding. Turn the view around and you're staring at the big drink itself.


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