Nothing sums up the world of Texas Meat like the phrase Charcoal Garden, I think. Note the font: it’s the default wedding-day matchbook font, used for decades until replaced by a billion other options. I’m sure it still exists; I don’t know what it’s called.

More on Kaphan’s here. Slogan: The Fabulous Restaurant of the New Half Century! Backup slogan: The Aristocrat of Seafoods! Which doesn’t make sense.