Those who know drink pickled crow.

Wait a minute, I thought those who know go B&O.

Wonder how many people called them up and asked if they could be sure the package went on the Cannonball. You know, the Wabash Cannonball.

What? You don't know about the Wabash Cannonball?

That's the problem with America these days. It’s been a while since we’ve had a song about a train. The last one was too long and depressing.