Muu Muus. I was never quite clear why a formless garment would be named after the sound of the lowing of a cow, but they’re clearly Hawaiian inspired, so that explains it. Look at those patterns! The romance of Polynesia sings its siren song in each.

What are #5 and $6 doing? Opening wrapped credit cards with white bows? Is #3 pretending her hairbrush doubles as a stun-ray for unruly progeny? Is #7 hoping you’ll laugh at #9, who’s carrying around a mini-me in cat form?