Drag out the Dickens, as Tom Lehrer so aptly put it. If it’s Christmas, it must be time for men in top hats standing outside houses with accordions. The typeface for “Christmas" appears to be made of some sort of haunted wood, and it doesn’t look very Christmasy. Looks like kindling gathered by an old stooped crone with an enormous wen, the sort of character who usually steals Christmas.