HILLSDALE INN, San Mateo CA
   

 

 

Granted, the previous reviews are old. It could be different today. It's probably different than the picture above, which shows the 70s familiy in all its brown glory.

More Yelp, from 2010:

"I travel a lot, nation-wide and internationally. It's kind of hard to skeeze me out, but this motel did the trick. When we first walked into the room, I actually made my boyfriend check the closet for dead hookers. No lie. There weren't any, surprisingly.

"There was an obviously fresh urine stain on one bed."