Everyone's asking if we have a pool

We have a pool! I put it on the postcard!

Yes but they're not seeing the postcard when they drive up, are they? So they ask if we have a pool.

The postcards are right there on the conter! They shouldn't have to ask!

It's behind a wall, Ed.

Fine, it's behind a wall. Next you'll be telling me it's only big enough for two people.