Everyone's asking if we have a pool
We have a pool! I put it on the postcard!
Yes but they're not seeing the postcard when they drive up, are they? So they ask if we have a pool.
The postcards are right there on the conter! They shouldn't have to ask!
It's behind a wall, Ed.
Fine, it's behind a wall. Next you'll be telling me it's only big enough for two people.