PING PONG MOTEL, Merritt Island FL

Located in “The Heart of Missileland!” Don't ask what happens if you run out on your bill. Let's just say you don't want to look in the rear-view mirror.

Other attributes - less impressive - include the modern trio of "TV - Telephones - and F.M. Music.” Piped out of a monophonic speaker embedded in the wall, one suspects.

It's the Aladdin now. It used to look a lot worse.