Come with me to the Casbah, my darling. The Tangiers postcard announces its virtues in terse capsloc bursts, writing like a senior who just got internrt access

DIRECTLY ON OCEAN - PRIVATE POOL - COFFEE SHOP - COCKTAIL LOUNGE - CARD ROOM - FREE PLANNED ENTERTAINMENT and so forth. The hotel’s motto: “Luxury with informality.” The satellite shows an empty lot today, alas.