I stayed at this one – it was the HoJo in Iowa City. According to the back, you’re not just looking at a “Wide Screen TV” – you’re looking at one of “82 Rooms of Tomorrow.”

You just know that carpet was as hard as concrete. It probably was some kind of specially woven carpet. The place has a certain Derek-Flint charm, what with the combination bed-nightstand-sofa unit. But that wall print shrieks of horrors yet to come.