IVORY TOWER, Greenbrook NJ
   

 

 

The height of second-rate modernism. I'd say the structure doesn't have a point, but that's obviously not true. What really makes it a mish-mash are the wooden shingles under the big teepee. Which isn't a teepee. It's a tower. I know, I know - first shape and hue that comes to mind for me when you say "Ivory Tower" for me, too.

Reviews:

This is the type of hotel that they use in movies when they want the cops to find a dead body. the sheet on the stained gross mattress didn't even cover the mattress. Everything is filthy. And they had the nerve to charge $78. Never ever ever ever stay here.It should be razed for a Chipotle.

Another:

I was actually afraid for my life.