Here’s the actual text. Again: imagine the editorials if the government suggested setting up Block Leaders to fight the War on Terror. A handy point of reference for Bad Things Have Got, I think.

It cannot change our way of life, unless we are beaten. And there you have it, really.


Is your home a V-home? The government will not give you a V-home sign just because you say you’re in compliance, you know. You must save your cans so they can be converted for immediate war use. You must kill rumors! With your bare hand! In fact you must present the pelt of the rumor to your Block Leader!