Polly Davis. "Many locations." A classic American sign, with all the comfort words: Cafeteria. Lounge. BEEFSEEKERS INN.

Beefseekers! Come ye hear, all ye beefseekers, for here be the beef after which you have sought,

The sign even featured a man smelling meat - although he has a certain prissy quality to his face. Not to mention skunk-stripe hair. A real beefseeker might think he's overdoing it a bit.