Many things to many people: a furniture store, a hotel, and an undertaker’s office. “Undertaker” is a fine word. In one sense it’s solemn and euphemistic – everyone who does a job undertakes it, so a job called “undertaker” isn’t that specific. But it has the secondary connotation of taking something under. Under the ground. To the Underworld.

Poking a fire egress through the side didn’t do much for the rentable sign space.