If it wasn't for the white paint on the woodwork, you'd never find the door. You've no idea how many guests tried to leave through the fireplace. Pity about them getting all burned to a crisp, too. We keep their ashes in an urn by the room out fo respect.

Oh, you've knocked over the tea! Couldn't you tell there was no space between the table and the chair? Is there something affecting your depth perception, by any chance?

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"The New Little Prints Charming Volume II books are available for inspection thru your dealer or decorator now. They're fascinating reading."

I don't think they qualify as reading, exactly.