Usually they’re more circumspect about selling stolen fish, but apparently they didn’t fear John Law in wide-open Winona, Minnesota. Remember: when you’re at the Hot Fish Shop, try the steak!

It opened in 1931 on New Year’s Eve and closed in ’99. But rejoice! You can still order its famous tartar sauce, invented by local legend Mose Bambenek. A short history of the restaurant – written by the founder’s daughter – can be found at their burgeoning sauce-empire website here.