Come for the pancakes, stay for the strange spiderweb that immobilizes you while the eight-legged fry cook injects a paralyzing fluid into your bloodstream.

Great flipside here - "The home of the Never Empty Coffee Pot" is a boast tailor-made for a lawsuit filed by Lionel Hutz. And marvel at how the world once accomodated smokers, catered to them, tried to anticipate their needs. Here! We've added a mild adhesive so you won't be without a match next time you want to light up. No, don't thank us - it's our pleasure.