Sweet dreams, kids! It’s the haunting leather-face skeleton death mask, the gigantic shell-belching Bombardment Phallus, the Gallant Doomed Pole on his horse, a random helmet from which blood spreads over the field where the Huns crucified the Munchkin cast of the "Wizard of Oz'".

Use these names for a William F. Buckley-style thriller novel. Felix Doremus, double agent! Blackwood Oakes, dashing yachtsman and intelligence officer! Wonder York, the woman who loved them!