You feel at home in Seramis Hotel. We’ve eliminated the ariticle and passed the savings along to you!

Is there any better word for a meeting with an oversexed gourmet than Randezvous?

After you’ve toured the specious lawn, don’t forget the meretriciously-argued fountains and the poorly-reasoned arboretum.

As for Mr. Hindi, do you get the feeling that "moderate charges" means "reasonable bribes"?