ABOVE: Everyone gather 'round! It's time for pastel-tinted hairy balls with salsa verde!

LEFT: Hey, gang! Who wants a nice slice of purply cabbage-cream pie? You bet that's a hand-made sand crust!

Perhaps a nice batch of Scones & Pepsodent in a Banana-Placenta sauce?

Everyone? Hello? Where’d everyone go?

At this point the husband and wife grin and wink: mission accomplished. Empty house, and it’s not even midnight.

Honey? Let’s leave the dishes for tomorrow. Mr. Frankwich wants to come out and play.