Mmm-mmm! Looks delish. Crispy, savory, radish-studded – what more could you want from a deep-fried meal?

Perhaps you’d like to know what it is? Oh, don’t bother your little head. Wouldn’t you rather have some sauce?

What do you mean, you don’t know what kind of sauce? Ketchup or tartar, what difference does it make? Have a bite. It’s delicious, and –

Oh, alright, if you simply must know what it is, we’ll tell you. Jeez.