Kids, look upon this, and despair. This is what you had in the old days. Which is to say, nothing. NOTHING. Not even a crappy game of Pong. You had one busted pool table that was usually missing the 8-ball, a clangy pinball machine that was out of order half the time, and maybe foosball - which the big kids wouldn't let you play, anyway.

This is the world before computer games. This, children, is the world of your elders.

Side note: you can almost hear the decorator berate the contractors. "More concrete! More! I want the stones to float!"