. . . let's head down the hall.

Unlike most hallways, which go back and forth in straight lines, the Gobbler hallways travel in the new "circular" style, which allows unimpeded access to other parts of the hallway. Stone walls are kindly provided for the blind, who can note the different terrains and judge their position accordingly.

Drunks complained that the ashtrays were too *$*$%# far off the ground and too &$*@# hot, as well.

The strange white things were perhaps meant to commemorate an old wagon train that set out for Kennedy Center and was never heard from again.

Let's try the first room.