This is the, ahem, Passion Pit - or, as the employees probably called it, the Screw Booth. The Passion Pit is equipped with two television systems, including one embedded in the clam-shell copulation enclosure. Watch Johnny Carson on your back, the modern way.

Note, please, the attractive Fortrel-Blend carpeting that covers the majority of the room's useful surfaces, except where the designers have installed faux-stone in the popular "Jumble-O-Crap" style. It's a toss-up whether the toilet seat is made of that stuff as well, but I think we all know the seat-lid wears a blue carpet coat.